woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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