No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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