I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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