i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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