If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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