so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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