Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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