I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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