if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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