I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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