you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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