I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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