Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
How does it feel to date your dad?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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