I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We need a shit load of segways right now
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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