i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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