Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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