i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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It all started with a game of naked twister.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize