We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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