that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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