This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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