did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You left your phone here
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