Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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