Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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