i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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