Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I hate all girls vehemently.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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