At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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