I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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