If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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