oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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