Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Someone signed my nipple.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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