I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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