and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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