I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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