I wish I could punch you in the face.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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