ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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