Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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