I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
