the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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