I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
3pm strippers are depressing
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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