: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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