is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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