I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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