The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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