Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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