I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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