found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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