there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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