just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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