his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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