dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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