if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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