...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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