i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So much Jack, so little girl.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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