omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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