brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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