Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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