haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm like, not good at living.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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