i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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