Those balls look pretty dangerous.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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